Facebook reveals another reason to put off getting Married

Facebook more then any other social networking site, shows you the benefits of waiting a little longer until you get married. When I log in and look at all of the so-called hot chicks from high school, I am in amazement how hideous they turned out. It's unbelievable how life has hit them...right in the ass, hips and face. When you are in High School you have visions of grandeur; every hot chick is going to stay hot, wear clothes from the latest fashion designers and age like the Sex and the City girls. Then real life hits. They end up marrying some "Two Pump Chump" who brings home about $40,000.00 a year. Because these girls were so hot, they never took their education seriously and now they have a degree in liberal arts or no degree at all. They live in small town America, eat awful and look even worse. They don't work out because nobody cares. They are fat, their neighbors are fat and everyone just feels like an episode of Roseanne. In high school and college you think Desperate Housewives Hot, but you get Roseanne "Not".

Those men who have the luxury of waiting can use the benifits of age and wisdom to better select a chick who will remain somewhat hot. He will have worked harder and longer concentrating on his career because there will be no woman killing his dreams. The more money you have, the hotter you can afford. Now when you are age 36 and marry the hot 26 year old, everyone can kiss your ass. Post those pics on face book, sip your wine, and smoke your fat cigar because you can afford to do all of that. The nanny has just put the kids to bed, and your hot wife (if you choose to have one) is getting ready to do whatever you want her to.

Cheers to the good life.
-Captain Jack