Another Tiger (Woods) Tale!

We run a “man’s man” blog here, therefore we will never stop supporting an Athlete because of his marital infidelities.  We will stop supporting them for poor play, bad stats, cheating (at their profession) and all other sport related indiscretions.  Therefore we are still on Team Tiger.

After Tiger’s 1st weekend back at the Master’s we were thrilled with his improved (although not perfect) on course attitude and fantastic play.  We thought the Tiger bashing would be over.  He’s smart enough to lay low with the ladies for awhile, and I’m sure his golf play, although enough to put the red shirt in contention on Sunday at a major, was well below his expectations and he would be busy working off the rust. The problem is that all sport related, MAN things usually get covered in ESPN, Yahoo Sport, Sporting News etc, but the Tiger scandal has reached the pu$$y world of tabloid magazines.  These magazines make money from gossip, and then gossip about gossip, and pictures about gossip.  If you think I’m being to harsh, visit Perez Hilton.com.  He makes over $100K from this blog.  There is nothing wrong with this, hell we run blogs and that’s what we are all about, but when we gossip, it at least has merit! 

  As soon as the Icy Volcano Elin and the Iceland Volcano Eyjafjallajokull both stopped erupting, Elin hops aboard a private jet (that I’m sure Tiger is getting a bill for) and takes the kids to Sweeden.  What is a  Tiger to do?

I know, how about living the life of someone who has made a few bucks.  He jumps back on line and to the joy of all his true fans, updates his blog (click here for the entry).  He hooks up with MJ for a round of golf, and goes to a Nickel back concert. 

I quote from limelife.com

A source has told our pals at Radar the following about how Tiger's carrying on in Elin's absence: "Tiger is getting on with his life without Elin ... This is not a man sitting around depressed about his marriage." The source added, "Tiger isn't torn up about it. In fact, he seems as happy as ever."

Now his handlers and publicity people are mad as hell because this is bad for his image! For once I agree with his handlers.  It is bad for his image.  You know why? Because you people, his so called handlers, have screwed up so bad in the last 6 months that now US Weekly, OK Magazine and dozen of other tabloids have made a career out of this story.  This is the image that he is making look bad.  Who Cares!!!

Your first mistake was trying to coax him into staying married.  When this thing first unraveled, he should have cut Elin faster then the Cowboys cut TO, and sent her a check for the original Pre-nup amount of 7 million, made a quick statement and as Jay-Z says, “On to the Next”.  Now his handlers have put him through months of humbling embarrassment, some sex rehab bullcrap, and cost him millions in endorsements and Ellin will probably still divorce him take the kids and take more then the original pre-nup amount. 

Good Job guys.  Here’s some advice, let the man have fun, let him play golf and everything else will take care of itself.  That story sells sports magazines.  Those are the stories that we like to read about.  But to sell US Weekly, bringing a legend to his knees with his tail between his legs, begging his wife to take him back, that’s makes a great article, or a great 25 articles.  That’s what my girlfriend is going to buy at the checkout counter. 

Let the man do what he does best.  You win a few tournaments, and just like R. Kelly, Kobe Bryant, and Michael Vick (although Vick not so much, messin’ with dogs apparently has nothing on peeing on a 16year old) but he will be back on top. He will be an American Hero again. 

I mean really, who wants to be like Mike anymore when you can be like Tiger.  Get paid millions, bang chicks around the country, play golf with Michael Jordan, and most importantly, consistently go out on the weekends an shoot a decent round of golf. We’ll see Woods at Quail Hallow on April 29th!!  

This is your Captain Speaking!
Let’s Take our Balls Back (T.O.B.B.)
-Captain Jack

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