The Pussification of Man

Men, it's bad enough TV and media does all they can, to "Pussify" us, but we don't have to take it lightly. This is a call to real men, LET'S START BEING MEN.

If you don’t' think the media Pussify's us, look at TV. There is a plethora of shows that feature hot girls with lovable, silly, dopey husbands. This stark contrast is used to empower woman, sublimely showing them that we are dopes and they are beautiful & strong woman, doing us a favor by being with us.



Examples? Sure.
1. King Of Queens
2. Everyone Love Raymond
3. George Lopez
4. The Honeymooners

In real life these guys can marry hot women but that's because George Lopez, Kevin James, Jackie Gleason, & Ray Ramano are filthy rich, not to mention hilarious. They are not bus drivers, and UPS guys, they are powerful multimillionaires.


...with that, men, we need to step up! Lately I.... have been seeing men turn into the dopey losers that we are portrayed as.

Household chores:
Take the damn garbage out. Why? because it's heavy and it stinks! If your girl hurts her back lugging garbage then she's no good for the real heavy lifting. You want her to put her back into it later that night, not lugging out the garbage.

Pump Gas
How many times do I see not only the woman driving, which I’ve come to terms with, but pumping their gas in the freezing cold, while the pussified man sits in the passenger seat like a cold little girl. Man Up!!
I’m not saying pay for the gas, but at least you can pump it!

Get a damn job
Not so you can spend money on a women, but so you can just be a man. Men work! They work and earn money. Sitting in the house playing Madden 2010 and posting trash on facebook is not manly. Madden and trash talk is manly when it accompanies a pay check. The bigger the check the more manly. Period!

Skinny Jeans
If you own a pair of these then you should take your testicles, put them in an envelope and mail them back to God. You have no use for them, not to mention they can't fit in those tight ass pants anyway.
I’m no fashionista but skinny jeans scream, “I HAVE A SMALL PENIS, AND AN EVEN SMALLER WALLET”.


Men lets stop assisting women in the pussifIcation process by stepping up to be real men. Real men have the right to demand a hot meal, a sewn button on their shirt, a clean house and being pleasured after a hard day. When we start being real men, then we have the right to demand real women.



T.O.B.B (Take our Balls Back)

This is your Captain Speaking!!