The Fatter the Knuckle, the Smaller the Diamond: ON-LINE DATING: THE MAN’S VIEW

NOT JUST FOR THE FAT AND FUGLEES
Maybe 10 years ago, I would have dismissed on-line dating for the fat and fuglees who can’t meet people through traditional means. Now I see it as an easy way to get laid for less. With a lot of people traveling and relocating out of state, their circles of friends don’t extend much past their work acquaintances. So if they want to have casual sex without repercussions or if they want to have a long term relationship without the fear of a work place romance then online dating is the way to roll.

HITTING IT ON THE FIRST DATE
Ladies need to understand one thing about men, especially about single men:
There is no bad pizza. .. even when it's bad, it's still pizza. If you give it up, men will take it.

There are a few statistics out there that I just love:
Survey Reveals a Staggering 60% Chance of Sex on a First Date
First Dates - 30% Have Sex on the First Date

Two different surveys but either result is good for the guy looking to get laid.

Now if you are looking for a serious relationship, online dating can also be effective. You can find out if they have rugrats before bothering to get their phone numbers, waste $40 on dinner, and evaluate their intelligence (which can usually be done within the first few sentences of their profiles). Before you spend one second on the phone acting like you care what a chick is saying you will at least know what the pay off will be.

ONLINE PHOTO WARNING
You have to be careful of the picture. If a chick only has face shots, it’s because she doesn’t want to show off her body. Here is a classic example. Click the picture to see the full body shot of what appears to be a pretty cute girl.

CAPTAIN’S CONCLUSIONS

1. Online dating is good for getting laid, for less.
2. The best chance of long lasting relationships is the old fashioned way of friends hooking you up with a friend but online dating can work.

Do you have any good on-line dating horror stories? Let’s hear ‘em.

This is your Captain speaking.
-CJ